I'm an Aunt Again Again!!

Want to hear a great story? Seriously, I'll wait while you go pop some popcorn and get a chair.
Ready? Hillary woke up Ryan at 3:20 in the morning on Thursday morning. She had been up for about 45 minutes in, what she thought was labor. Like so many women, she wasn't COMPLETELY sure. 6 days prior to this she had been sent home from the hospital in false labor so this time she wanted to be SURE. She had been really mad at the doctor earlier that day (Wednesday) because despite being SO uncomfortable, her body had done nothing. NOTHING!
Anyways, back to 3:20am. She woke up Ryan and told him to get Tag up and that she was in labor, to which Ryan replied, "Hill, you can either put on your make up or you can get an epidural but you can't do both. Which is it going to be?" Hillary normally has a good sense of humor... but not when in heavy labor. She kindly replied, "Ryan, don't mess with me right now. Get up."
So, off they went to Kelly's house (she was the sister "on call") to drop off Tag. While Ryan was at the door dropping off the kid, the car seat, and the diaper bag, Hillary is literally screaming at him from the front seat of the car to "hurry up! this baby is coming!!"
The hospital is normally about 20 minutes away. Those of you who know Ryan knew he was only more happy when Hillary kept yelling at him to drive faster. They ran every red light and made it in record time. Ry dropped her off up front while he went and parked the car. She made it in the doors and stood there and yelled, "Help!" because she was in too much pain to move. The nice security man came running over with a wheelchair while the woman at the front desk kindly asked Hillary, "Honey, are you pregnant? Are you having your baby?" WOW! No offense to Hills, but she fo shizzle looks pregnant!
Anyways, Ryan, the security guard. and Hillary in the wheelchair go screaming through the maternity area. Hillary slowed down enough to get a gown on, get checked and hear the wonderful news that she was a 7 and that her doctor was actually at the hospital about to go into a C-section. The nurse had her sign on a few lines and sent the doctor in. By the time he checked her she had progressed more. He told her that she could push for a few minutes and get that kid out or she could get an epidural and he'd come back after the C-section. After wieghing the options for all of 1/2 second and remembering that her insurance does NOT in fact cover epidurals, she decided to push. 3 pushes later, Carson Craig was born in all his perfect glory weighing in at 5 pounds 12 ounces and 20.5 inches long.
Did I mention that he was born at 4:20am. Exactly one hour after Hillary woke Ryan up. What an hour, huh? So, without further a due, here he is. We love him and couldn't be happier that he's here and healthy.